You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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