I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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