Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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