and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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