Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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