You work out of a Hotel?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Randomize
