Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Randomize
