U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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