big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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