I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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