i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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