Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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