And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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