so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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