areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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