so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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