People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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