I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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