Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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