moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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