JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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