i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
