This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Randomize
