is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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