Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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