Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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