Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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