Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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