normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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