Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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