i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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