we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Randomize
