ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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