I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Terrible idea I love it
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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