Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I wish my penis had an off switch
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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