You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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