i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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