I hope mine doesn't look like that
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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