yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
