yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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