Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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