D3 body, D1 cock
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Randomize
