party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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