Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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