The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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