This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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