so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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