Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
