i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
The beer is more important than you right now.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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