I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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